Top 5 things I say to Boss every day:
1. Yes I will call Asia tonight to discuss that issue.
2. The quotes are high because of the “great price increase of 2010 from Vietnam”
3. Yes I called the client about that issue.
4. No I haven’t had the baby yet.
5. No projects are not slipping through the cracks; we just don’t have time to put them all on reports to prove they exist.
Top 5 things I say to Husband every day:
1. Why don’t you go work in the garage today?
2. Please put your shoes away in the bedroom.
3. I love you (I think I say this every day).
4. Today I need you to (fill in random chore).
5. No I’m not in labor it’s just another contraction.
Top 5 things I say to Charlotte every day:
1. Hey! Do NOT hit the dog with the broom (cup, or whatever object she is swinging)!
2. Go to your room if you are going to scream like that!
3. I love you, along with a string of other words like how she is the prettiest lady in the entire world and good morning gorgeous lady, etc.
4. Please eat more food.
5. Do you have a diaper? (meaning need diaper change)
Top 5 things I say to Asia co-workers every day in email and SKYPE:
1. Resend (to emails that are left unanswered)
2. This is “Top Urgent” (as adverse to Regular Urgent)
3. This quote is too high
4. No I haven’t had the baby yet.
5. Please fix (insert current crisis)
Hmmmm, looks like I could fit some cheer and joy into this list of interaction.
6 comments:
We are working on "Do NOT hit the dog with your (toy) car!" over here today!
this was funny. i like how you say to everyone "no, i haven't had the baby yet." like, duh!!
I think you are ready to have that baby! When I logged into your site, I noticed you only have 15 more days! So exciting :-)
The first two times I read this I thought it read garbage.
"Top 5 things I say to Husband every day:
1. Why don’t you go work in the ((garage)) today?"
Glad to reread that correctly and see that you don't really want him in the garbage. Have a great day! Love this post!
I gave up on asking hubby to put his shoes away. I now just have an area of our bedroom (far corner by his bed) where I "dump" everything he leaves around the house...:)
Ha! Love that Mommycrat!!! I've done that too.
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