"Hey! Did you know, those carrots are juiced and then the pulp remains are pressed together to make those tiny carrots? I make my own baby carrot mash at home." says SEPG.
"Ah no, I was not aware of that. But she likes them", I say, as I locate the tiny ones".
"But they basically have NO nutritional value!", he says, at a much louder volume and passionately.
"Okay, when you put it that way", I say while reaching for the whole carrots.We quickly move onto the applesauce aisle and round the corner to pass produce again. I move in to grab a bunch when suddenly SEPG reappears to tell me the Organic Banana's are better, much better! More firm and dense. Only $0.08 more per pound! I slowly put back the dirty bananas and select an organic set.
We complete our shopping and on the way to our truck we spot SEPG outside, taking a SMOKING break!!!
Seriously Hagerstown, I can't make this stuff up.